• 1. FEMA  iOS Android

  2. Los Angeles

     • • • Alert LA County  iOS Android

         • MyLA 311  iOS Android

  3. MyShake  iOS Android 

 Get notified *before* you shake! It's because light travels faster than sound, but that's not important right now.

• 4. Red Cross

     • • • Emergency Severe Weather  iOS Android  

Know when to collect acid rain because drinking water was ruined in the Great Water Wars of 2028.

• 4. • • • First Aid  iOS Android 

For when you can't avoid touching another human.

• 4. • • • Pet First Aid  iOS Android  

Cat CPR is adorable.

• 5. Stop the Bleed  iOS Android  

Bleeding is the #1 cause of blood loss.

• 6. Watch Duty  iOS Android  

Terrific wildfire monitoring app used during the 2025 LA fires. No snark here.

• 1. Disaster Alert  iOS Android  

Turns out, it's an app name. I thought it was just what you yell when Scientologists get too close.

• 2. Drugs.com  iOS Android  

Know if the pill on the ground will prevent infection or get you high. Create a trail mix for best results.

• 3. Google Translate  iOS Android  

"I'm going to steal your water" is more effective in a person's native language.

• 4. OSHA NIOSH Heat Safety Tool  iOS Android

  5. Show Me for Emergencies  iOS Android  

Words don't work? Try pictures. Pictures don't work? Steal their stuff.

• 6. US State Department Smart Traveler  iOS  

Dependent on the continued existence of the US State Department. Whether Smart Travelers should listen to them or not is up in the air these days.

• 7. VA PFA Mobile Psychological First Aid  iOS Android  

Get it just to be safe. Who the hell knows anymore?

• 8. WebMD Symptom Checker  iOS Android  

For when you're not sure if you should go to the hospital that no longer exists.